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A young couple was out carousing one evening.

While driving down the highway the guy asked the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?"

She agreed to and he began to speed up. When the speedometer hit 100, she started to strip.

When she got all her clothes off, he was so busy staring at her that he drove off the road and flipped the car.

The girl was thrown clear without a scratch, but her clothes and her boyfriend were still trapped in the car.

"Go get help," he pleaded.

She replied, "I can't, I'm naked."

He pointed to his shoe that was thrown out of the car and said, "Cover your privates with that and go get help."

She grabbed the shoe, covered herself and ran to the gas station down the road. When she arrived, she was frantic and yelled to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The attendant looked down at the shoe covering her crotch and replied, "I'm sorry, Miss. He's too far in."

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Murphy's Law of Insurance:

Insurance covers everything except what happens.

Justin Illusion...

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