LOST WILLY

A man was in an accident and his willy was chopped off.

He was rushed to the hospital where the doctor examined him, and after careful examination said:

"We can replace it with a small size for $2,000, a medium size for $5,000, or an extra-large size for $10,000. I realize it's a lot of money, so take your time and talk it over with your wife."

When the doctor came back into the room he found the man staring sadly at the floor.

"We've decided," the man told him as he choked back tears.

"My wife says she'd rather have a new kitchen." (Cold but true)

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...

Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute: is there any job, anywhere else in the world, that even comes close to this?)

Justin Illusion...