COMPLAINT

A woman was complaining to the neighbor that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

"Take my advice," said the neighbor, "and do what I did.

Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning and from my bed, I called out:

"Is that you, Jim?

And that cured him."

"Cured him?!" asked the woman, "but how?"

The neighbor said, "You see, my husband's name is Ted."

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