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PICK UP LINES -- THE GOOD, Vol. 7

Just click Pick Me Up...Or Not below to respond to these Pick Up Lines.

Responses will be posted.

This is a condom. If I put it on, we can have sex.

If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you?

Pick Me Up...Or Not

Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

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Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

Hi, do you want to have my children?
Well, can we just practice?

I love you. I want to marry you.
Now fuck my brains out.

My name is (your name).
That's so you'll know what to scream.

We're going to dance to one song,
then go back to my apartment and fuck.

Can I sleep in your bed tonight?
I can't seem to find mine.

Your face or MINE!?

Pick Me Up...Or Not

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